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OMG OMG OMG TWO WEEKS
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I hate that I don’t have the time for Tumblr anymore :(
Dakota Bowie.
“Ratchet ass bitch. Getting married and still the same slut my homeboys were runnin through.”
1. Where do you get off talking so hatefully about someone who has never wronged you? What in the world did I EVER do to you for you to say such awful things? I have been dating Jonathan for a year and a half, having his child, and marrying him. I can GUARANTEE you that I will be with him forever because I believe in working things out and not giving up (unlike you). So if that “still” makes me a slut, then so be it.
2. Ratchet ass slut? Your homeboys were running through me?
WHAT. Ratchet is a word you use for someone who is nasty- ergo; YOU.
A slut is harlot, a promiscuous woman. You’re an idiot. I can count on my fingers the people I have dated while you, on the other hand, have been with everyone in Conway. When someone gets “ran through” they sleep with every guy they meet. Your homeboys- Chandler and Justin- I dated Chandler for a year and a half and knew him for 5 years. Justin was the biggest mistake, one that no one warned me about. So you have things twisted if you think that resembles being “ran through” in any form.
3. You need help. Bad. You do not deserve someone like my best friend. You deserve someone who would put you through the same bullshit she has dealt with for so long.
4. This is the explanation you will never get, I owe you nothing. You owe me an apology.
The bridge is burned.
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I just want these 6 months to fly by so I can hold my baby in my arms all day long.
Tumblr does nothing but depress me.
No, I can’t wear any of the clothes on here.
No, my body won’t look like that for another year.
No, my wedding is already planned.
No, there is no more partying for me.
Thousand times no because I’m FAT AND PREGNANT.
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Because if I had it my way, you assholes wouldn’t even be in the wedding.
I’m not bashing your “friends,” Jon. You just deserve ten times better.
HOW DARE someone try to change MY fucking wedding so that it better suits them.
Selfish assholes, Jon deserves better friends than you.
Sorry for my language. Sorta.
I CAN’T WAIT TO BE ABLE TO ANNOUNCE MY BIG SECRETS.
oh my goodness, I’m about to explode.